The Miracle has dried up

Perhaps I was hasty calling it a miracle the other day. It was definitely lucky but the real miracle is that I have any money left to my name after going back to the dealership three times since then.

And there’s always another check engine light. I regret my purchase but I had little to choose from. I’m just whining, things could be worse.

You’ve suffered through my complaints enough… look at my boobs! Did you know they’re natural?